Some interesting thoughts about George Dubba-ya. Thanks Laura for sending this along, makes me laugh...
'Ah George. What would the world do without George Bush? Don’t we all feel a little better about our own idiocy because George Bush is SUCH an idiot? Whenever you’re feeling down, just type in George Bush to any search engine and a symphony of retarded train wreck sentences right from the horses mouth are at your disposal.
“I'm the master of low expectations.”
“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.”
“I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.”
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
“I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.”
“I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.”
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
He waved to stevie wonder...stevie wonder is blind.
He said the french dont even have a word for entrepreneur, entrepreneur is a french word.
He believes killing people might prevent death.
If you look up his name it says ‘see Village Idiot'
He went to school and tried to become a master locksmith but was too stupid and his dad paid off his teachers.
He inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he masterfully turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden
From some of his fans: "I voted for Bush, i meant to vote for satan, now we are doomed!"
"I tried to remove my George W Bush but it's hanging around like a bad case of herpes."'
He said the french dont even have a word for entrepreneur, entrepreneur is a french word.
He believes killing people might prevent death.
If you look up his name it says ‘see Village Idiot'
He went to school and tried to become a master locksmith but was too stupid and his dad paid off his teachers.
He inherited a record budget surplus and a strong economy, he masterfully turned that into massive deficits and economic recession. Bush was so obsessed with invading Iraq that he ignored warnings about al-Qaida and even after 9/11 he went ahead with his plans to attack Iraq instead of persuing Osama bin Laden
From some of his fans: "I voted for Bush, i meant to vote for satan, now we are doomed!"
"I tried to remove my George W Bush but it's hanging around like a bad case of herpes."'
Does this mean that Obama is now the cure for herpes? I guess everyone has their "stupid" days...I once wondered aloud why my birthday was never on a Friday the 13th (it's July 11th), maybe Bush just had a stupid 8 years.
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