Randoms

Where to start, where to start? Hmmm...Brett Favre please stay retired...Michael Vick stay away from the SPCA...Terrell Owens don't go away mad, just go away...Vince Young get your shit together, it looks like the Hall of Fame may lose your cell number...Albert Pujols keep rolling...David Ortiz find better, undetectable steroids...Michael Jackson come back to life, I heard way less about you when you were alive...VW make better cars or at least stand behind the shit ones you make...Red Light Camera please do not take my pic on August 11, 2009...Gas Prices go back down...453 days until my lease is up, too early to start the countdown? Perhaps...Memories, comforting and maddening depending on the day...my iPhone makes me somewhat happy...Bungee Jumping makes it alright...If in doubt, ask the magic 8-ball (it knows what's up)...Psychic Nikki predicts that scientists will find mermaids soon...a good kiss can jumpstart a relationship, a bad kiss can alter a life...new brakes can sometimes sound remarkably like old brakes...your memory is getting longer, but your life is getting shorter...sometimes it is just way more fun being bad...right now you should likely be doing something more constructive than reading this...if you think you can't, you likely won't...beer will very seldom, if ever, let you down...sometimes you need to be on your face to see a new way...90% of the time I'd rather be in Vegas...