1. What the hell is wrong with Mel Gibson? They were playing clips of him ranting at his wife today on The Edge and I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Say it isn't so Braveheart. You've obviously lost your damn mind. It reminds me of when my mom gave our piano to a religious guy in our town. He later turned out to be a huge pedophile and served 5 years in jail for it. Good thing our piano went to someone that could use it. Well actually that doesn't have anything in common with Mel Gibson but I remember it now all of a sudden. First Kramer is a bigtime racist and now Mad Max is a racist lunatic? He's about one more rant away from being in a mental institution in Australia. Forget Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome, it's Mad Max: Beyond Anger Management. 2. When is the Straight Pride Parade? I keep searching the Toronto Festival website but I can't find it.
3. I tried Absinthe the other night and I was a little disappointed in it. I've always wanted to try it and I pictured it conjuring up hallucinations, a Mel Gibson like rant, or possibly cutting off an ear and none of that happened. Perhaps I had it hyped up too much. And why the hell does it taste like Sambuca??
4. Hair is overrated. I keep thinking about all the extra free time I have from not having to style my hair. I've literally saved days worth of time. Not to mention all the money I save on haircuts and hair products. Poor suckers with hair, I almost pity you. Also being hairless lets me reach my full potential for speed. Special sidenote: I AM thinking about growing out my bangs. I have weighed the pros of style and uniqeness versus the cons of being less streamlined and possible jealousy, I am still undecided.
Until next time remember that a canister of compressed air is not a toy...
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